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Cornelius: No ten horses can get me in there! If anyone sees us...

Fabian: Don't make such a fuss. In the service of the readers, one must be prepared to make sacrifices. If you don't want to, I'll do the job single-handedly, you sissy!

20 minutes later. Fabian returns with a box full of wine bottles.

Fabian: 24.82 for eight bottles of wine including Schampus. That's value for money!

Cornelius: Are you sure nobody saw you?

Fabian: You have no idea who was in there: Johann Lafer and Heinz Winkler! The two of them fought over the last pack of mozzarella. Lafer won, of course.

Home, it's 3.30 pm.

Cornelius: Do you really want to taste the wines? (shaking your head) Is that the level to which you stoop?